"if she robbed my grandma I wouldn’t even get upset"

i didnt think it was possible for me to look any more awkward than I already did. I clearly underestimated the power of my new glasses.

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xitrus:

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xitrus:

2 turnt 

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met  tumblr user tibets last weekend. interesting

xv7:

a widely known kink of mine is staying in the house and not spending any money

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selaoner:

plzfuckmywife:

milliondollarpu—y1234554asdf:

Made these instead of going to the store for chocolate. *saves instead of spends*

Dis hoe out here making barbecue oatmeal cookies and y’all ain’t gon say nothing?

i thought this shit was fried swisher guts

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